THE BEAUTY SALON

A pair of lovely legs discloses some very important details

At one end there is a tuchus* and on the other are toenails.

As to the former, no beauty salon is designed to beautify it.

After all, there is little reason to beautify on what you sit.

But, toenails are a Salon’s specialty to have beautified and are snipped,

And after that costly treatment, you’ll know you’ve really been clipped.

*Tuchus means bum/ass in the Jewish language.