TESTAMENTARY POWER

A “living will” made today

Is not a dead giveaway.

It is a means to keep control of what you own,

Until you are at rest beneath your tombstone.

So effectively using the power of that will,

As an exercise of controlled will power, until

The testator has left this world for yener velt,*

So that what's left to do is to disburse his gelt.**

But alas what is yet to come

Is infighting and then some,

As the children feel deprived and neglected

As they did not get as much as they expected.

The wife is not only furious but also very much upset

As a mistress is claiming under the will, all she can get.

Yes, the testator told her he'd remember her in his will, I do allow,

But saying "hello" to her in it, is just too bitter a pill to swallow.

So even if life accentuates and emphasizes all of his living distress

Including those from keeping both a hot wife and a loving mistress

He will have learned enough about the art of screwing, of loving and of seductions,

To screw the Federal Government, by taking all of his entertainment tax deductions.